I know I’m late

I kinda missed the date

I think it was October 28

Now it’s ok I’ve got my shit together

I’ve written my song – better late than never

It’s Weed Day, Weed Day, grab yourselves a bong

Stoned or sober, you can sing along

It’s Weed Day, Weed Day, grab yourselves a bong

Sing along with the national weed anthem


In Ontario, they’re kind of slow

They want to stop the kids from smoking blow

Hold on though – it wasn’t that long ago

They elected a cokehead mayor of Toronto

Out in Alberta, they want some oil

The cannabis kind burns well on foil

Just lean in and inhale

We’ll use that new pipeline to bring our goods to sale


There hasn’t been a wave of destruction or hate

Society has not fallen apart – though it’s never too late

Our brains have not all turned mushy as peas

We have not become all New Age-y – spare me that please!




I could use some workshops to learn how it’s done

I haven’t rolled a joint since 1991

Now I’m getting older I feel like a jerk

There’s gotta be a way to make this stuff work

I don’t want to stand outside in the cold

For a few tokes on a joint that’s badly rolled

And vaping is just wanton air pollution

I’m getting the feeling that baking is the solution


It’s Weed Day, Weed Day, grab a space cake

Whatever, at least you’re awake

It’s Weed Day, Weed Day, don’t act dumb

Sing along with the National Weed Anthem