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Kick Some Ass

from Tax, Ass and Europe by Chas Warlow

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When informed that the attack on Afghanistan would violate international law, “the President yelled in the narrow conference room, ‘I don’t care what the international lawyers say, we are going to kick some ass.’”

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Washington 2001 - The President about to bomb Afghanistan
Someone says “Mr President, this attack violates international law
Every treaty and convention there is - and probably more”
He looks em straight in the eye and screams down the corridor

“I don’t care what the lawyers say, we’re going to kick some ass
Forget about the future or the past, we’re going to kick some ass
So go and sue me, go and sue me, you and your bleeding hearts
I’m going to blow that country into a billion parts”

Iraq, 2003, we’ve gotta take control
Saddam’s gotten too big for his boots, we need his black gold
Tony says we need a better excuse, he doesn’t like GW’s tone
The President shouts you in or you out and screams down the phone

“I don’t care what the lawyers say, we’re going to kick some ass
Forget about the future or the past, we’re going to kick some ass
So go and sue me, go and sue me
You and your bleeding hearts
I’m going to blow that country into a billion parts”

Now Mr Trump with his fake hair and tan
He wants to kick all the Muslims out, send em back to Islamistan
When someone says that’s against the law, he looks with his beady eye
Points his finger, gets upset and shouts his battle cry:

“I don’t care what the lawyers say, we’re going to kick some ass
Forget about the future or the past, we’re going to kick some ass
So go and sue me, go and sue me
You and your bleeding hearts
I’m going to blow that country into a billion parts”

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from Tax, Ass and Europe, released May 12, 2016

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Chas Warlow Richmond, UK

Chas Warlow is a British singer/songwriter who writes and performs original comic songs.

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