I happened to be passing a real newspaper stand the other day and noticed that the front page carried a story about Boris Johnson (current Mayor of London, MP, future Torymeister?) and what he thought about the UK leaving the EU. According to Boris, David Cameron went to Brussels to get a deal and got “two-thirds of diddly squat.” So I thought about it some more, especially the phrase “diddly squat”…..
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Diddly squat
When it comes to the EU, out or in?
Will the wrong decision lead to our ruin?
Apart from our nationalistic pride
There are equal answers on either side
Put it all together and what have you got?
Diddly squat
Boris and Dave used to be mates
But they haven’t got on well of late
Boris says Dave didn’t flex his muscles
And get what we wanted from Brussels
He said that all Dave got
Was diddly squat
What has Boris ever done for us
Apart from making us laugh at his stunts?
Our streets are owned by foreign billionaires,
He wants to build a garden bridge – who cares?
So put it all together and what have you got?
Diddly squat
It’s not that I have any answers
It’s just that I’m sick of supporting tossers
These people in their little bubble
Seem only good at causing us trouble
So put it all together and what have you got?
Diddly squat
